Asses,GUESS who's!

Today The Beautiful Girl and I went shopping because I needed some clothes. Apparently I’ve gained a disgusting amount of weight recently. Christmas Eve I was completely distressed to find that the pants I wore everyday last year in Vancouver were tight enough that I was slightly embarrassed to be wearing them. Because of the fact that I wear a variation of two outfits while I’m on the road most of the time I really hadn’t noticed the weight gain. So anyway I used my MEXX gift card to buy two new pairs of jeans and a new sweater. So after New Years it’s time to cut WAY back. Although my Sister and Mom keep telling me that I needed to gain the weight.

After we finished at MEXX we went to Orchard Park to check out the new GUESS store and were highly amused to find an enormous selection of the sluttiest clothing in the Valley. One “skirt” was so short the “pockets” that were sewn onto the back were all that would be covering the poor wearers ass. Even the model wearing the "skirt" in the giant picture (similar to the one shown) had her ass hanging out. I’m sorry I’m a great fan of fashion and I usually think that lunatics like Wifey just need something to rant about when they yap away about how demeaning advertising can be but I actually agree this time. Those ads have gone a little far. Now I’m not even going to suggest anyone else not shop there… but I won’t until the campaign changes.

After gawking at GUESS we went to Costco and bought a bunch of Costco sized packages of appetizers for the New Years party. Yummy!

This evening I went to The Barons for egg nog lattes (yeah I know nothing like kicking up the ol’ calorie count some more, hell I have new BIGGER jeans now why not) and watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for a bit.